Haircut
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves. A few days later the
same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the bar-
ber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the
same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks
around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy l eaves. The barber looks over at a
friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he
goes." In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must
be good, where did he go when he left here?" Joey says, "To your house!"
Cough Treatment
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk,
"What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to
get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at
him, he's afraid to cough!"
Need Light
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find
his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another
patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet. The doctor asked his patient what he was
doing, sitting on the floor. The patient replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this
piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?"
"Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb." The doctor asks, "If he's your
friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?" "What? And work
in the dark?"
